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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4947	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Buildings Constructed:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	215
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3294
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	54	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1397	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1588	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ores Mined:	4176
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.