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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
New Chunks Explored:	98652	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9301	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Enchantments Applied:	154	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Animals Bred:	152
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	New Chunks Explored:	352913

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	4574
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Potions Brewed:	110
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Villages Defended:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.