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Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

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Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

/The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Archive Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

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Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Anime Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Animals Bred:	111
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

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Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4349
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14