Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Chariz

    Chariz

    Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

    Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

    But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

    Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Forest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

    HackCraft: Life Pro Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

    But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 197677
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

    CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Last Moments Server

    Last Moments Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

    we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

    so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ores Mined: 5567
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • AGELIMC

    AGELIMC

    Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Bolt SMP

    Bolt SMP

    WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

    So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

    /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

    SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

    Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

    So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyPainzMC

    CraftyPainzMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Dimension Hops: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

    Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

    Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Craftfire Smp

    Craftfire Smp

    Welcome To The Craftfire Network. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Modern Servers like experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and We hope You will really enjoy our Craftfirer network… Soo join now and become a part of this community .

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dimension Hops: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft is the nicest Dutch survival server because it has a close-knit, friendly community where everyone is welcome! The server offers a unique combination of challenging survival gameplay and fun extras, such as custom quests and events. With an active team of moderators, the server remains safe and fair, and there are regular new updates that keep the experience fresh and exciting. Whether you like building, exploring or playing with friends, you’ll always have fun at PixelCraft

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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