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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7453 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.