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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3956 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.