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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6232 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Magic Items Found: | 3742 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.