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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5691 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Votes: | 5377 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.