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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8909 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 254 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.