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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8597 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 4050 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 9879 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.