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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 799 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 3363 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.