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| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4322 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can beat him in a dance-off.
So why wait? Join Socials 2 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3936 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us!
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chinatubas hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find them, so get ready to embark on the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?
So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8689 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on llama communication. So if you’ve ever wanted to chat with a llama about the meaning of life, this is the place for you!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded pickaxes. Who needs real-world currency when you can trade in emeralds and obsidian?
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for stealing blocks and leaving behind cryptic riddles. Happy crafting!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a vast, sprawling world where you can roam freely without fear of bumping into your neighbor’s house. Our server is so massive that we once had a player get lost for three days trying to find their way back to spawn. Don’t worry, we eventually found them…in a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up on your very own dragon and compete in high-speed races through treacherous terrain. Just be sure to watch out for the fireballs and exploding creepers along the way.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant squid attack.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
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| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 | Farms Harvested: | 643 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
We’ve got more content than a modded server on steroids – from epic soundtracks to exclusive figures of your favorite heroes. And don’t even get us started on the translations patches, because we’ve got more patches than a Nether fortress.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got Ys Memoire launching in the west, so you can experience the thrill of Felghana like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so epic, even Adol himself would be impressed.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the adventure never ends and the fun never stops! Join now and let the crafting begin!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).
So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.
Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.
And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Sensei single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that the creepers still tremble at the mention of Sensei’s name.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Sensei doing a backflip off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombies. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 445 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
