NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Star Shards Collected:	167

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	81
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	236
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9544
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	3726	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Enchantments Applied:	210

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5935
Dragon Eggs Found:	5365	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Emeralds Found:	2221

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5814	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Votes:	3334

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1258	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Void Gems Collected:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com