| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4644 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 161 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!
What we got to offer!
Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock
Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 6828 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 18235 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Magic Items Found: | 4074 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.
Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.
Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
