Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Farms Harvested:	269
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	6414
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	510
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	485874	Divine Spears Created:	30
Love Letters Sent:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3394	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	239	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	264

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.