Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	9773	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6927
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Void Gems Collected:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ores Mined:	6540

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Animals Bred:	184
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	7205

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Animals Bred:	67	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	3094
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4396	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.