Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ores Mined:	5361
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6267	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	1021	Farms Harvested:	774
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9918
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	129	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	New Chunks Explored:	73129
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Star Shards Collected:	93

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4558	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	2952
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.