Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Buildings Constructed:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Animals Bred:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Towns Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	903429
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Zombie Dances:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.