Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9853
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8310
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	208837	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	9390
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Potions Brewed:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	197	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Potions Brewed:	58
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.