Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Ores Mined:	5150
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3744
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8054	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mines Excavated:	2157	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crops Grown:	8069	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7985	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	529	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	5409	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!