Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Crops Grown:	1922	Zombie Dances:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8138	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7220
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Farms Harvested:	998

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ores Mined:	9970	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	4351
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Love Letters Sent:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mines Excavated:	3740

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Emeralds Found:	2986	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.