Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DoctorWhoCraft

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChocolateMC

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Divine Spears Created:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Star Shards Collected:	229	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Farms Harvested:	167	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	1327
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftWars- Polish server

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7757
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	280

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1340	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.