Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crops Grown:	2582	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4915	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Farms Harvested:	496

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1884	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Towns Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Star Shards Collected:	78
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Wive server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Items Found:	6892	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	6766	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PsychoticCraft

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	110
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

corpmore

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Skyblock.fi

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.