Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	582	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GodzCraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP

GodzCraft [Factions] [Creative] [Parkour]

Web Store Link! http://www.GodzCraft.com/Shop Play.GodzCraft.com

–> Visit http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/godzcraft-3235080/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nostalgia Craft

Looking for a Unique Hard Core PvP Faction server, with a twist !

RAIDER !, GRIEFERS and TROLLS are Welcome !

Come see us at Nostalgia Craft.

We are a 1.6 Premium 24/7 Paid Host server Hosted In Sydney Australia, we consist of friendly staff and a great Atmosphere.

The aim of the server game is to become the best in 30 days, you can either work together as a team building with Factions nonscoring or become a lone Woolf and raid houses when the members are not looking, but here is the twist !, once the 30 days has been reached the PvP world is reset and you start again on your epic adventure.

The PvE world is a Donor only world that has included perks that allows people who have donated to the server to be in a calm and friendly environment building as much as you can with out having to worry about a reset, because the Donor World Is never reset XD.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VindexCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Visit our website to learn more!

VindexCraft has been up for a long time now so whatever you build is here to stay, VindexCraft was founded in 2012 and has since changed a lot. VindexCraft is a City RolePlay server, you start out in Vindex City and you can get/earn several jobs, buy homes and apartments, buy cars, planes, helicopters, boats and more! With all of our many many CUSTOM plugins and years of experience in the server world, we strive to make this blocky world more and more like real life every day.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7261

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UltimateCraft

Amazing Faction Pvp server where you have to get your faction ready for war as pvp is very common in the server Vote for awesome prizes everyday 😀 Hope to see you on there – matthew

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineCrafterCity

MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	243
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Potions Brewed:	190	New Chunks Explored:	521983

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.