Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Potions Brewed:	118	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CubeServer #1

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Retonix

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Serenity Craft

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kfperin’s SMP Server!

Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	528
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AssassinHaven

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	3004
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	1
Ores Mined:	3190	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Too Legit

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	5977
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AnimalCraft

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3121
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mikeland Hunger Games

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LumixCraft

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	59
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	151	Mines Excavated:	3547

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Void Lands

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5058	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Risen From Prison

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.