Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Loot Network

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

CREATIVE | CAFE SIMULATOR™ | SKYBLOCK | DAYZ SG

+ Friendly players + 24/7 uptime + No lag

Website: www.loot.network IP: play.loot.network Support: https://www.loot.network/support-tickets/open

We hope you enjoy your stay here at loot network.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Skyblock

⥋ Updated to 1.6.2 ⥊ No whitelist, play as soon as you join! ⥋ 300 Slots! ⥋ Create your own island and invite friends! ⥊ 24/7 with daily backups. ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure very little to no latency. ⥊ We have our own teamspeak server for better comunication. – ts.skyblock.pl ⥋ Nether is enabled everyday 17:00 – 19:00 (GMT) ⥊ Events every 30 minutes ⥋ Here are some screenshots: http://scr.hu/12gb/6y14f http://scr.hu/12gb/k1khe http://scr.hu/12gb/fq76s http://scr.hu/12gb/dwand http://scr.hu/12gb/p1bgu

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5642
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftRealms

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

SITE: CraftRealms.com IP: mc.CraftRealms.com

Hello,

Welcome to CraftRealms. We have hit an amazing 50,000 NEW Users in 3 months! We are a fast growing community that welcomes new people at the best of its ability!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9067	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UnknownCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Unknowncraft is based on my experience as a normal Minecraft player, looking at the flaws in servers that I have played on. I have experience running servers, administrating a few and moderating quite a few. I hope to provide the best experience for like-minded Minecraft players.

Main Plugins we use:TARDIS CommandBook iConomy ChestShop

Come check out our discord here: https://discord.gg/brd9xKqyy9 We highly suggest discord server to stay up to date on whats happening with the server. This is non-compulsory, but we do tend to have a lot of fun!

This server is based on my experience as a Minecraft player, and what I want in a good, high-quality server. I hope everyone that joins comes to be part of the community and has lots of fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mc-Designbox

Creative

MC-Designbox An “architecture” server for building houses and interior design.

Our server is characterized by unique construction methods in all possible styles. extremely beautiful, highly complex buildings and interiors to inspire Minecraft players.

As a guest, you can fly around the world in peace and quiet, chat as normal and get inspiration.

As a member, you can build on a maximum of 3 properties in a specially created world. If we like your buildings (at least 2/3), you even have a chance of being accepted as a builder.

As a builder you can build in the world, in areas secured by us.

There are currently no other ranks or are not available to the “public”. Come along and be amazed at what is possible in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Superizee

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

SuperizeeMC is a Faction/PvP server. We have shops, auctions and user kits. Work your way through the ranks. Survive, build, and craft your way to success, or simply donate. Join Superizee.com now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Amish Paradise

Hardcore Deathban PvP Survival. Our Deathban is 7 days. We offer a fun but fair vanilla PvP environment, Parkor arena, Spleef arena, Jousting arena, and much more! One of the web’s oldest Hardcore servers. ( Since October 2011! )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Ores Mined:	7090
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BeastsmC Survival

BeastsMC Survival is a thriving, well-established Minecraft server that places an emphasis on quality builds. We pride ourselves in having a very close, welcoming community so new players can jump right into the fun. We use Towny, but making a town is a difficult task. This encourages players to group up and build towns together. We do not tolerate any griefing, so your creations are always safe. Our staff is dedicated to your well-being.

BeastsMC Survival is for players who want an awesome community to live in. Whether you’re looking to play with a few friends or lead a huge community, BeastsMC Survival is for you.

Connect today and join the community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Void Armor Forged:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mineconomy

MineConomy is a different sort of Role Playing Game. We don’t add different races that focus on fighting and magic, we instead integrate specific aspects of normal Minecraft game play into a hardcore economy based survival role play experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Anolia PVP/PVE & Arcade

Anolia is an survival server that supports, PVP, PVE, and Factions with up to 30 players online. It may support economy in the future. Each new player starts with a kit to help them survive in this dangerous open world. The mobs are 10x stronger than normal.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WickedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

WickedCraft is a hub server with MULTIPLE GAME MODES, Mini Games, a very dedicated owner, and friendly staff. Currently we have several servers linked together with our hub. Wicked Main – SMP, Towny, Mcmmo, LWC, Player run economy Large Player run Mall, Large PVP Arena Wicked Creative – Grief free Plot Based Creative map Wicked Legit – Donator Perk Free SMP with minimal plugins, Mcmmo and LWC Wicked SkyBlock – SkyBlock at its best, You will also find Sky Wars on this map DvZ – Dwarves vs Zombies! Custom game setup with tons of unique features! We are in the process of setting up maps for: Wicked FPG – Factions PVP Griefing Wicked Hunger Games – The most fun Hunger Games maps you will find any where Sky Wars! -Plugin has been customized to make game play more balanced and fun! Tons of different maps to battle on! New and improved maps added daily. Plugin customized by the server owner to make game play more fun and balanced. What sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is that I focus more on game play and quality fun rather then profits. Most other server owners put the money from rank purchases back into their own pockets and invest as little as possible back into the server. WickedCraft is different, I take the money from rank purchases and buy the best servers and equipment we can afford. The result is LAG FREE servers with minimal down time and a more enjoyable experience for everyone. My only goal is to make sure that you have the best experience in all of minecraft. Unlike other server owners, I am always online playing legitly and interacting with all the players on a daily routine. This allows me to find faults / issues and fix them before anyone notices them. Another thing that sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is the plugins. I have been through multiple years of schooling to learn how to program Java properly. I love computers and programming, as a result I am always modifying and customizing the plugins, not only to reduce lag, but also to add new features and unique fun. Factions PVP Grief server now open!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Classic Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Custom Crops, Spawners, Economy, Pvp, Farming, Parkour, we’ve got it all!

Connect with the IP: ClassicSB.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Zombie Dances:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Octopia Network

A network of Servers with Towny Factions, Mini-games, Survival Games, and more :D…

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CorpsCraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	4786	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dragons Hammer Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1934
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.