Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SwapedCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

About Us: We are three school friends inspired to run a server and we three enjoy PVP/Raid/Factions/Minigames/More and just Minecraft in General. Come join us! (: We may also be looking for staff in the future and add a hub with minigames. I intend to donate money towards our server to get a teamspeak for it and a website for you guys (:

Messege me in game if you ever want to skype (:

More: We have adminshops and are addin more just suggest! Tell your friends about the server and you may be rewarded.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	9446	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

craftlancer

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

The world of Craftlancer is rocked by war, numerous kingdoms are fighting for dominance and YOU can take them all down! Create your own empire and expand your power or entrust your services to others and help them rule the world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	850
Dragon Eggs Found:	8648	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HappyDiggers TFC TerraFirmaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

HappyDiggers TFC is a regular TerraFirmaCraft server. It only requires the client to have the TerraFirmaCraft mod installed.

The HappyDiggers TerraFirmaCraft server aims to be close to TFC while adding a few features to make life more comfortable. There is plot protection, grief prevention, everything is logged and we have several staff members who visit the server regularly to help with any issues. We have mini games on our Lobby server. See the TFC spawn area for more information.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Erickr

Factions

Erickr

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	89	Animals Bred:	31
Potions Brewed:	172	Void Armor Forged:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

I Derp

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

I-Derp is a newly released faction server. I-Derp has Ranks and will soon have Hunger-Games.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2692	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dimension Hops:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

levelup-jailcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Amazing prison server, earn your way out of the prison by working in the mines! Sell your items to gain in game money to rank up!!!!

Come join us to take part in insanely epic PvP battles in our PvP arena!

Don’t feel like PvPing? That’s ok, after you’re out of prison, Go venture out into the world and build a sexy stone brick house.

Come build the BIGGEST faction to take other factions down!!

Raid and Griefing Is allowed in the free world

Want to fight without noobs getting in the way?! Have private faction on faction PvP battles in our PvP arena!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SFCraft

Factions

Join SFCraft TODAY

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MithrandirCraft

Anarchy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP

MithrandirCraft (play.mithrandircraft.es) is one of the pioneering Spanish servers, and open 24/7, without interruption since Spring 2012.

– Survival. – RPG – Minigames: Paintball…

www.mithrandircraft.es

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AgonCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

AgonCraft is a hybrid between an RPG server and a Towny server. We’ve got loads of cool features like custom mobs, in-game dungeons and minigames that give you rewards to buy sweet ingame items like wands and legendary armors. We also have a team of in-house developers always working to provide our players with new content. Another feature is our custom-made one-of-a-kind world. Custom ore generations in every biome and plenty of secrets to find! See you in game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5893
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MonkeyCraft Creative

Creative, Mini Games

-Pets and DisguiseCraft -Sittable chairs! -Custom sounds on leave, join, teleport, combat and chat! -BowSpleef -No melting ice or snow -WorldEdit -No dissapearing leaves -No fire spread, so fireplaces are completely safe to use -Lava doesn’t cause fire -No griefing mobs, enderman don’t grief, creepers don’t explode, Withers disabled -No TnT -No splash potions or exp bottles to prevent people annoying you

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UltimateMC

Factions

Welcome to UltimateMC! we are a awesome minecraft server that is looking for staff! We have awesome staff! No Lag! PVP/Raid! So come on and have some fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Poke Planet Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Join us at play.pokeplanet.net Teamspeak 3 ts3.pokeplanet.net Get pixelmon at pixelmonmod.com/downloads

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Surfburken

Creative, PvP, Survival

This is an awesome minecraft server with survival and creative mode! We are friendly and love our players! We are not that many humans on the server so you could join us on our trip to the moon! or if you’re an alien you can also join the server, it doesn’t matter if you’re a human, alien, dog or cat. We have friendly staff and a website for you members! If you’re joining today you could be our 100th member on the server! so pull up your pants and come to our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Buildfreeks

Creative, PvP, Roleplay

Join. Build. BUILDFREEKS!

We have everything you need and more to build anything you want. It’s no wonder why we are everyone’s favorite WorldEdit server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sverrceraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Sverrecraft is a big minecraft server with many opportunities! You can explore the world as mutch as you want with no border and play in different gamemodes!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Emeralds Found:	6057	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.