Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Original Sky Block

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock. Make a skyblock and have friends join and build on it. Original skyblock has an amazing player economy where players can trade with one another or make shops.

Connect with the ip: Originalsb.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zion holt

Creative, Survival

Awesome server as long as you don’t kill people That’s messed up

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Beginnings Minecraft

PvE, Survival

New Beginnings Minecraft is far from a new server. We are experienced admins with 2 years of experience running the server and have been tailoring to keep up with the ever evolving minecraft. We have friendly and mature staff and a great community who loves to joke around and take it seriously when they want and are always looking for new members to the community. We have players all around the clock and are always here to listen to plugin suggestions and other advice. All we ask is that you follow the rules and you will have a great time on New Beginnings Minecraft so come on and have a look!

Survival Plugins: [CoreProtect] [Essentials] [WorldBorder] [Dynmap]

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	83
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bosscraft Survival

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

We’re a 1.7 hard-mode survival server focused on providing players with a variety of fun options in which to play Minecraft. We uphold a strong and friendly community, and would like to keep it that way.

Check out the website for more server info! http://bosscraft.enjin.com/home

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2762	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The FruitsCraft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Fruitscraft is about having fun, respect other people, and build cities with each other. but not everyone is friendly so there would be bandits.. we might use protected areas for some people but we have not that many staff to care all about that. the server is still in beta there would be bugs and dont exploit it if u tell a staff u would get a reward. Well see you soon! have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SixtyCraft FreeBuild Survival

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

SixtyCraft is based on a concept for the of come and relax where, all types of players from Newbies to All-Minecraft Gurus come and socialize and work together in the world of Minecraft. We try to provide the best lag-free experience for all of our players, by running our server on a semi dedicated server which is only used for Minecraft. We hope to see you in our gaming community. We also hope to have a selection of Mini-Games available to all our players. We would love to see suggestions from you all.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	7692
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Remnant of Adventure

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, player! Remnants of Adventure is a new but strong server that focuses on Towny, PvP, and an Dungeon world. Server is busiest around 4-8 PM U.S. Central Time.

Terra is the main world, in which most players live. In this world PvP is allowed but griefing is prohibited. You can break blocks to get into someone’s home and steal from them, but replace everything you break. No hostile mobs spawn in this world. Towny is the main feature of this world. Don’t know what Towny is? http://wiki.minecraft-techworld.com/wiki/Towny

Warshard is the anarchy world, where you may PvP and grief freely. It resets every few months to keep it fresh, and provide players with a constant supply of fresh resources. All mobs spawn here.

Valera is the constantly expanding adventure world. When we say adventure we mean it in the true sense of the word, not the game mode. You cannot break blocks or PvP in Valera, as it is meant for exploring various houses, villages, and caves that contain loot yet tons of mobs. Valera is an eternally dark world. No passive mobs spawn here.

Other features are present to. From being able to see another player’s health, to joining large scale battle maps for fun arena PvP action, this server will keep you entertained.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EggPlantedMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

EggPlantedMC is a new Towny server with an emphasis on fun. We aren’t one of those big servers where you have to learn a bunch of new things. On EggPlanted, you can just play survival, make a town, meet new friends, and have fun. We have a player-based economy. Players are encourage to have a chest shop in the player shop area at spawn, or make one in their town. We don’t have an admin shop because we believe that it’s more rewarding to gather materials legitimately then to buy technically spawned in items.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Enchantments Applied:	81	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TEH WARRiORS FTB Server

FTB, PvP

Welcome to TEH WARRiOR’s FTB server! Active staff and nice players!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6053	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecrafters

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftCosta Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Survival server, PVP with minigames so you can have fun playing Minecraft. On our server you can play blockhunt or skyblock. We also have MobArena, Quake, Teamdeathmatch, Capturetheflag. Together with economy and mcMMo they make a friendly server.

Enjoy with us.

Spanish speaking server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	5617	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MegaMineGames

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Vanilla

Up and coming megaserver. Our games include: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Factions, KitPVP, and Vanilla. More mini-games currently under development. Come by and check out our new hub. Monthly vote contests and daily prizes.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	165
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlanetCraftation

Survival

/server survival Explore the wilderness, rank up your classes, McMMO, Explore the real means of survival, markets, shops and more! We have free diamond drop parties Monday’s and Friday’s on the survival server! We customized our ranks to be chosen by the players for only a certain amount of in game currency, we are one of the very few who actually do this. We have great architecture and 96% uptime. Why choose PlanetCraftation? Curse free environment. Next gen ranking system. Player chosen rank. McMMO! 96% Uptime. We cater to all ages! Mature staff and players. Great /modreq system for help! And more! Join to find out! There may be something you like! We are a world wide server expanding our horizons, with Survival, Factions, Towny, and a Lobby server to play mini games and earn gems on. Come stop on by! Don’t miss out 😛

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Animals Bred:	128

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Lostcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Want Survival, we got it. Want PvP, we got it Want Prison, we got it Friendly Staff, qualified developers and amazing community We will help you with anything on Lostcraft, If you played on the old Lostcrafts you get our OldTimer rank. New servers coming soon like MiniGames and Freebuild. Voting gives rewards and helps the server. Hope to see everyone very soon. Custom Plugins for everything made by our very own developers Ip connects you to our Hub server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blockstorm

Economy, PvP, Survival

There are two survival worlds and a PvP world. The server is running the latest Spigot version for 1.8 with several plugins including mcMMO, WorldGuard, CraftBook and custom plugins. There is an economy, shops and a MobArena. For more information visit blockstorm.com.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.