Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	624
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ExclusiveGaming

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

ExclusiveGaming We offer a unique and and awesome new way of playing factions. With over three years of minecraft knowledge and one year of minecraft server development, we understand what the player loves to do and how they like it done it a factions server. We offer the best that we can for the cracked community. Join our server today and have the best experience of your life. Enjoy playing minecraft with a great community and caring staff members.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PCNetwork

Prison

Welcome To PCN-Network! Brand new prison server With blocks: C -B-A-Ender-Elite-Free-Citizen-Nobe-Royal-King

Best Prison server Out There! Join Now!!!! 172.245.31.114:25565

Our staff is amazing, Awesome mines, decoration, Just amazing! Join Now to the Awesomest prison server you can join Hope you have fun! Cya there -Pass

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Farms Harvested:	824
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Towny Crafters 2.0

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Towny Crafters is back! Some people might have remembered a little server called Towny Crafters. Well two of the players from that server (which is us) started it back up! We thank the previous Towny Crafters staff for inspiring us to make such a great server. Join now and come join the fun. Make Towns, Roleplay. Survive! Build! Create! Make a kingdom, a city, a whole new Universe (not really, but u can try, lol), and much more. We hope to see you there, and maybe a couple familiar faces =)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7190	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Survival Blocks

Survival

Brilliant for surviving got a new group called TheLegends and we will give you lots of good stuff in this server plz dont ask for staff and stuff plz join and we will get you fitted in ;D

Owner: Mikeasfr Co-Owner: Pie Commander: ImPiggy

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crops Grown:	1101
Falling into the Void:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Troys lost Battalion PvP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

So you want a server of difficulty eh? Well why not try this bad boy for size eh?

We have MCMMO (like every other pvp server) Factions (same) Faction mobs. You can even fly your own ships/bases useing Autocraft.

This is a cracked server with a not annoying login plugin and is pvp/Not whitelisted.

Dosent sound like your thing? you can join our main server Troy’s lost Battalion. that one is white-listed. more info on the website http://troysbattalian.webs.com/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DommHD.nitrado.net

Survival

We have freebuild but also Spleef and SurvivalGames and that WITHOUT LAGGS just for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1565	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Tracker SMP (VANILLA BASED PVP SERVER) [1.16.X – 1.20.X]

Events, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SEASON 1 DETAILS / INFORMATION

ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴏᴜʀ ғᴏʀ 5 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇsᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ /ᴅᴜᴇʟs ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ (ʀᴀɴᴋᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴʀᴀɴᴋᴇᴅ)ᴠᴀɴɪʟʟᴀ ᴘʟᴀʏsᴛʏʟᴇ ɴᴏ ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ ɪᴛᴇᴍs ᴏʀ ᴛᴇʀʀᴀɪɴ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴsᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪᴢᴇᴅ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ᴀɴᴛɪ ʟᴀɢ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ ᴘᴠᴘᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛʟᴏɢ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴅɪsᴀʙʟᴇs ᴇʟʏᴛʀᴀs ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ10 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴀʀʟ ᴄᴏᴏʟᴅᴏᴡɴsᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴏʀᴅᴇʀs (ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ 25ᴋ x 25ᴋ) (ᴇɴᴅ/ɴᴇᴛʜᴇʀ 10ᴋ x 10ᴋ)ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ 10 sᴛᴀᴛɪsᴛɪᴄs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʟᴏɢʀᴀᴍs ᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴡɴᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴛɪ ᴇsᴘ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛᴇʀsᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴛɪ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴsᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ /ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ

Join today for an amazing pvp / gaming experience! Connect With: trackersmp.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DoD Edge Network

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

DoD Edge Network is a unique Spigot enabled server for the following features:

– Skyblock with Custom Islands and Challenges. – MCMMO – Parkour – Player Shops – Dungeons – PvP – Custom Mobs – Custom Bosses – Custom Loot – Quests +Much more coming soon!

Earn /fly and other awesome rewards for voting for us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Creativity

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

creativity is a cool server with fun minigames and towny. As you explore in our survival have a pet follow you around!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	182
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Poomcraft Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Pixelmon and Vanilla Mobs in one world, THIS IS MADDNESS. Welcome to real survival Pixlemon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Buildings Constructed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9326	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Tri Kraft

Economy, Survival

Tri-Kraft is a friendly new server, you cannot buy ranks. Ranks are earned! We run a Survival-Economy server with anti-griefing measures. The nether is a rule free world for true survival of the fittest play.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ColtPVP

Factions, PvP

This is a PVP server where somethings are normal can you be the best at PVP if you join today

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8791	Farms Harvested:	944
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4882
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Magnet Craft

Prison

There is many different servers within this server! Mainly prison!

when we hit 35 peeps we are doing a Drop Party and a Mine Party!

Come and join the fun! dont miss out.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Biocraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars

Join Biocraft for an awesome community and a completely lag free experience! We have 5 dedicated servers that all work together to bring you speed and stability. You will notice that each game mode is built and made to fit the highest standards. We are not just another server, we are one big happy family! CONNECT NOW JUST TO SEE HOW LOW YOUR PING WILL BE!!!!

SERVERS BIRTHDAY = 12/28/2011 !!

=== Servers Hosted === Peaceful> SMP, block protection, no PvP, large biomes Creative> Plotme, trails, different sized plots Factions> Anti-tp glitching, custom no-cheat Towny> War events, player shops, low tax Skywars> Custom maps, lag free, different ranks

WELCOME ALL OLD AND NEW PLAYERS!! LOOKING FOR STAFF!!! See you on the server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	1321	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HeathCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

The HeathCraft Survival Server is dedicated to providing a close vanilla minecraft esque feel. Whether you want to play with friends or are looking for new friends to play with, HeathCraft is where you should look. Our helpful staff team are willing to help you with any of your needs, and to prevent all of your hard earned items and builds from being destroyed, we have grief protection. We look forward to seeing you on!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.