Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	8114
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

Paradize Island

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EpicCloudMC

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

We are a Cloud Network providing the best experience minecraft has to offer. We are dedicated to helping players, and improving our community in the best way, we can. Come check us out @ EpicCloudMC.Com!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StarQuestMinecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is the server you’ve been looking for! We took minecraft and brought it to the space age. Design, build, and fly your very own spaceship to any one of our nine magnificent custom-generated planets, where you can build your base using incredibly awesome advanced technology! Work your way through our innovative two-tracked rank structure until you dominate the solar system! Trade with people on other planets to acquire all of the resources required for success, or become a pirate and steal the things you need! Protect your settlement with your choice of either WorldGuard, Towny, or Factions. On StarQuest, anything is possible and the galaxy is open for you to explore. And the best part is there are no client mods required!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4176	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Zombiewolfcraft

Factions, Parkour, PvP

A fun fraction, parkour, pvp server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchantments Applied:	132	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gnyffens

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server that builds on what Micsis left behind.

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server, that builds upon what Micsis left behind.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Void Armor Forged:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Big Dig

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to The Big Dig! A Minigame/Factions server packed with features!

Enjoy: – Factions! – Minigames! – Awesome community! – A 24/7 server always on the latest patch! – Vote perks! Have a pet, /jump, xp boost and even more! – Creative world! – Skylands! – And much much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BigSister Gulliver Server

Economy, FTB, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Our Big Sister Minecraft Gulliver Server began as an alternate mirror server (or “sister” server) forGunia’s Gulliver server (otherwise known as the “main” server), circa October 2013. It has since branched off into its own micro-community, and currently boasts the latest Gulliver for Minecraft v1.6.2. As of mid-January, the server is running Gulliver Forged with Forge Essentials.

Our community is actually compromised of two servers:

The stable, builder-centric Big Sister server, which permanently runs Gulliver-Forged, accommodates up to 40 people, and can be accessed with the IP: bigsister.mcserver.ws.

And our experimental cutting-edge Little Brother server, which changes mod flavors every month, accommodates 10 people, and can be accessed at: littlebrother.mcserver.ws

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RMTWeb

Creative, PvP, Survival

A great friendly server with both a creative and survival world. Amazing constructions.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Walking Dead

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

You have chosen the right server. This server is one of many mc-adventure servers by jacobg2011 and nickg2001. This is the one Walking Dead server you will be addicted after a few minutes of gameplay. We have a custom resource pack, Kits for all of the walking dead characters, a custom map, and guns. Join now! Logan8190 is NOT the owner

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.