so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Buildings Constructed: 24
Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Mines Excavated: 4517
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 8531
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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