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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5362 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.
plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest
