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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6384 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
this server is so lit, like, u won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got dragons flying around, like, all the time. and not just regular dragons, like, talking dragons that tell jokes and stuff. it’s wild.
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the players are actually robots in disguise. yeah, u heard me right. u can join their ranks and become a robot too. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
plus, we have this thing where every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party. like, the mobs start breakdancing and the trees start grooving. it’s the most epic party u will ever see in minecraft.
so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s not just about building boring old houses, come join us. u won’t regret it. trust me.