lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Villages Defended: 18 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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