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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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