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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Dragon Eggs Found: 2654 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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