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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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