Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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