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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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