Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 22
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Gods Slained: 0
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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