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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Towns Built: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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