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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Endless Night Skies: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 72 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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