so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is so epic, even jens stoltenberg from nato is talkin’ about it! they wanna put nuclear weapons on standby just to protect the awesomeness of our server, can you believe it? like, who needs nukes when you got creepers and zombies to worry about, right? come join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft experience ever! plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil ender dragon. yea, we got flying pigs, no big deal. so what are you waiting for? join now before jens stoltenberg nukes us all!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Epic Battles Fought: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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