so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is so epic, even jens stoltenberg from nato is talkin’ about it! they wanna put nuclear weapons on standby just to protect the awesomeness of our server, can you believe it? like, who needs nukes when you got creepers and zombies to worry about, right? come join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft experience ever! plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil ender dragon. yea, we got flying pigs, no big deal. so what are you waiting for? join now before jens stoltenberg nukes us all!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17
Chimeras Created: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Void Gems Collected: 17
Secret Passages Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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