so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is so epic, even jens stoltenberg from nato is talkin’ about it! they wanna put nuclear weapons on standby just to protect the awesomeness of our server, can you believe it? like, who needs nukes when you got creepers and zombies to worry about, right? come join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft experience ever! plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil ender dragon. yea, we got flying pigs, no big deal. so what are you waiting for? join now before jens stoltenberg nukes us all!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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