Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	124
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crops Grown:	5501
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4621	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nomercymc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	4325	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5811	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3704	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	612480
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.