| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9172 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2597 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1254 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7946 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 902 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8744 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 262 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6547 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9589 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 418 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 117 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6793 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7683 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 238 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9186 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 22 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1819 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 8277 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4361 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9394 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1066 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4485 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 79 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5673 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
