| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!
When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2470 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net
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| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Crops Grown: | 4079 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 102 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4851 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 204 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.
So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8447 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.
so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9459 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5334 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3277 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 746764 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
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| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 68 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.