NSFWNoobMistakesMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, NSFW, NSFWNoobMistakesMinecraftSMP, Pleasure, Practice, Preparation, regrets, satisfaction, Self Discovery, sexual acts, taboo, Technique

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! And that’s not all – our server is home to the most outrageous parties where players compete in dance-offs to win rare loot and show off their best blocky dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to practice NSFW acts in Minecraft? Well, on our server, anything goes! From building giant phallic structures to engaging in pixelated pillow fights, you’ll never run out of ways to spice up your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft you never knew existed.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1959
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	204	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2496	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crops Grown:	3788
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9364
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	112091
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.