NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3150	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mines Excavated:	2499	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sugar Rush City

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	99
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimension Hops:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	114	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	5421	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MorningCraftFun

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Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Animals Bred:	61	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3